The final leg of his mini-world tour (i.e. Japan and Europe) takes Anubis into Germany, where he's celebrating Yom Kippur with The German Chainsaw Massacre. That could've been scheduled a little better...

The latest leg of the Death God's journey takes our founder into Spain for his review of [Rec]. If you plan on seeing the remake Quarantine this weekend, you might want to check out this review first... or you might want to stay away... I'm not really sure. The voices between my ears are doing the town hall thing.

Trying to catch up a little on his "52 Weeks" project, Anubis takes the second stop on his mini-World Tour into the UK as he ponders the ramifications of what would happen if someone one day had to declare, "I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle"... not that that's probably a common thing you'd hear people declare... I hope.

Anubis begins an impromptu mini-world tour this week with a review for the new Japanese action splatter goregy Tokyo Gore Police! Before the end of the week, the God of Death intends to make further stops in the UK, Germany, and Spain before returning Friday (or Saturday) with a review for Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds. Can he do it? What do I look like, Criswell?

Ragnarok readies himself for the coming Halloween season with a taste of his bad movie youth, reviewing the Universal classic that gave birth to the "monster vs. monster" genre: Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man.

Falling ever further behind in his "52 Weeks" project, Anubis finishes a three day effort to finish his review for Alejandro Jodorowsky's Santa Sangre as the prolific weirdo director finally gets some representation in our halls. The film follows circus performer-turned-lunatic Fenix as he becomes his mother's surrogate arms following their unfortunate loss during a domestic dispute. Plenty of craziness for all!

While away on "business", Anubis found time to throw together a review for the '60s Roger Corman "done on a dime" end-of-the-world survival movie The Last Woman On Earth. It features possibly THE greatest fight scene ever filmed where two men beat each other with fish...

Yeah, I know, two weeks since the last update. Trust me, not intentional. Dragged from my bed and dumped in the middle of nowhere for a family function, left without internet or DVDs. Oh the pain, the pain of it all. Anyway, we're back now, (mostly) intact. And the first to fall beneath our imaginary boot heel? Ragnarok does the honors with the UK's dimension hopping '80s sci-fi "sounds cooler than it is" flick Prisoners of the Lost Universe.

Just a few short weeks after our last one (damn time flies...), we've got another roundtable! Focusing this time on the return to school and the cinematic excursions that go with it, Anubis particpates in "Post-Grammatic Stress Disorder" with a review for the no-budget supernatural college sex comedy-of-sorts Fraternity Demon.

With two scoops of cinematic goodness for you today, Ragnarok starts things off with a pleasant enough little '50s bloodsucking science monster yarn called The Vampire, while Anubis does a "52 Weeks" catch-up review for Hong Kong comedy movie action greatness good-time in Tiger On the Beat.

Anubis catches a little underground performance art when Jeremy Kasten brings together Crispin Glover, Brad Renfro, and Jeffrey Combs to re-imagine the H.G. Lewis gore classic as a trippy psychological fuck around in the anticipated (at least around here) The Wizard of Gore.

Ragnarok hops a flight to France to rave in the grave of thousands of random dead French people with Shannyn Sossamon and Pink in a Shortie review for the slasher party flick Catacombs.

Anubis comes in on his day off as his "52 Weeks" project heads into 1987 with the Hong Kong demon fighting kung-fu fun of Evil Cat.

Anubis brings in an early review for the as-yet-wide-released post-apocalyptic "evil corporations rule the future" sci-fi action flick The Mutant Chronicles.

Ragnarok has finally lost his mind completely when he discovers a Uwe Boll movie that he neither dislikes nor enjoys simply for being badly made. That's right, Ragnarok genuinely has a good time watching Postal.

Better late than never, Anubis rings in from his bedside to bring everybody a long belated "52 Weeks" review that kinda fits the spirit of the Labor Day weekend. In the post-Nuke future, when women have enslaved men, it's up to a pair of guys with a top hat and a childrens' school book to change the world and save their brothers from an eternity of hard labor in America 3000.

Nix stops by with a few words for the greatest movie to come out of South Korea... like... ever. Hell, it's one of the best movies to come out of anywhere in the last decade! Check out the octopus eating, ass-whooping, 15 year abducting, mystery solving greatness of Oldboy.

After a week-and-a-half off, Anubis returns to work with his contribution for the "What I Did On My Summer Vacation..." roundtable with a summer camp arts & crafts review for the musical slasher comedy Camp Blood: the Musical.

Almost a week later than intended, Anubis finally gets to finish his review for the Japanese comedy "mockumentary", Big Man Japan. It's about a guy who gets really big and fights weird rejects from an Ultraman porn... Movies like this are the reason the letters 'w', 't', and 'f' were first strung together.

First Nix returned yesterday and now Ragnarok appears from the ether with a review of his own! Aching to get back into battling the forces of good taste, he reviews the Japanese saga of nuns who give up their virginity to become magical ninjas in Kunoichi: Lady Ninja.

Nix returns again to torture himself with further crap from the Hollywood bowl (*nyuck*nyuck*) as he straps himself in to suffer the stupidity of Judge Dredd.

Anubis also finally got around to posting the second issue of the "2000 Maniacs" comic book adaptation over in the Tomb library, so help yourself to our "free to download" copy kiddies!

So, Anubis was able to recover from the whole thing with yesterday's movie. He's still working on the technical adjustments, but his mind has recovered. Just in time too, because today's "52 Weeks" project review coincides with today's opening ceremonies for the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing. Would-be Olympic gymnast Kurt Thomas brings his great physical acumen to the bad movie history books in the infamous 1985 action flick Gymkata!

Technically speaking, Anubis didn't actually finish today's review by 100%. There was a little foul up with one of his computer programs. He also didn't get the captions for the screen caps finished before press time, so he'll have to ass that stuff in tomorrow. However, he did get the rest of the review done, so for now enjoy the scathing remarks he had for The Sea Serpent!

Anubis celebrates the atomic bombing of Hiroshima as the event hits its 63rd anniversary today. He's not celebrating the mass genocide of thousands of Japanese civilians though, but rather the dawn of the atomic monster era. As such, what more fitting review to do that the original atomic supermonster's debut in the 1954 classic Godzilla!

Anubis continues his "52 Weeks" project today, reviewing one of the craziest, nonsensical, grotesque movies he's subjected his sanity to in a long time: The Boxer's Omen! A Hong Kong gangster has to avenge his current life and former life brothers from a bad sportsman Thai kickboxer and an evil bad magic sorcerer... with all kinds of crazy shit in between.

Anubis attempts to get back in the "52 Weeks" project saddle again, tackling the Blaxploitation flick of epic proportions known as One Down, Two to Go. See stars of the sub-genre Jim Brown, Fred Williamson, Jim Kelly, and Richard Roundtree as they unleash vengeance, karate, and GUN-FU on evil rednecks! What a way to end July.

Anubis returns from a short vacation to honor a promise he made last year to remember deceased Italian bad movie director Bruno Mattei on his birthday. As such, he reviews one of Mattei's few quality movies: the eye-gouging giallo gore flick Eyes Without a Face... not to be confused with the movie (or Billy Idol song) of the same name.

Just when you think everybody's called in sick for the summer, our old pal NutJob swoops down from the heavens with a tasty new main course for our readers as she reviews the internet sensation Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog!

Also, even though the boss has been on a self-imposed hiatus of his own for the last week and a half, Anubis has promised that his return will be sooner than later as he attempts to play catch-up yet again with his "52 Weeks" project, while also trying to mix a few new releases in too. It's a recipe for poor time management!

Anubis was gonna pull out another "52 Weeks" review today, but thought that with The Dark Knight coming out today he'd pull out a Heath Ledger related review. Though he could've gone with The Order, the Death God instead went with the Terry Gilliam directed The Brothers Grimm. It could've been worse... but it should've been better.

The summer slowdown is in full effect folks. Despite this, Anubis insists on coming in with new material, so today he brings to your eager peepers a double shot. In preparation for this weekend's release of The Dark Knight, check out his review for the recently released companion piece, Batman: Gotham Knight. Playing the catch up (or "ketchup") game again on his "52 Weeks" project, the Death God also brings out a review for the exaggerated 1981 "creative liberties" bio-pic The Rise and Fall of Idi Amin.

The DarkSider over at the appropriately titled DarkSider's Realm cobbled together a holiday themed roundtable that brings everybody a little "Christmas In July". Representing the Tomb, Anubis suffered unmitigated pain from the abominable, generic, and badly lit killer Santa movie Satan Claus! Read on and find out why "Sub Rosa" translates into "searing gas pain for all".

Anubis gets back on his "52 Weeks" track as he partakes in undead disco shenanigans and softcore nudity with Dracula Blows His Cool, because nothing says American independence like a German horror-sex-comedy!

Jordan over at The B-Movie Film Vault put together a kick-ass roundtable recently called "B-Movies That Rock!". As our part in the endeavor, Anubis re-animated an old favorite of his in the sado-masochistic undead rock 'n' roll Nazi midget werewolf slasher test of wills known as Hard Rock Zombies! Strap on your Crazy Goggles, take a few of your Ritalin, and try to keep up!

Nix comes back two weeks in a row with his latest review for the Austrian psychological screw-fest disguised as a simple home invasion movie: Funny Games... not to be confused with the American remake that was done last year by the same writer/director as the original...

Anubis pays $3 to rent a bowel obstruction as he puts together a Shortie (but painfully) for Tripping the Rift: the Movie. Unlike Scarlett Johansson's side-boob, it's not a pretty sight...

Anubis crosses the big pond for some Japanese flavor this week, hunting demons with the warrior Hayakki-maru (WHOSE ARMS ARE SWORDS!!) in the fantasy epic Dororo! The special effects aren't the best, but the movie does manage one great feat: a plucky young sidekick who doesn't make you want to roundhouse kick a Girl Scout!

After a week of delays and technical misfires, Anubis brings about a pair of reviews he's been working at since Monday. First up, as the next installment of his "52 Weeks" project, the Death God faces off with supposed rock gods in the bad movie abortion known as KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park! He also does a Shortie for the second episode of the new "Fear Itself" TV series, as Eric Roberts tangles with the ghosts of his past in "Spooked".

Nix is back in the saddle again kids, and this time he brought with him a few thoughts on the new-to-DVD indie horror three-way perspective flick that gives us a glimpse at what happens when a mysterious transmission broadcast over television, radio, and cellular phones drives everyone who receives it into a murderous rampage courtesy of The Signal! Welcome back Nix!

Anubis took off for Friday the 13th (something about mass murdering sexy teens at an abandoned summer camp somewhere), but finishes catching up on the Summer 2008 blockbusters with the animated martial arts Anthropomorph family flick Kung-Fu Panda and what's he's hoping will be the second massive financial success for Marvel Comics this season: the smash-tacular kinda-reboot not-really-a-prequel The Incredible Hulk.

For our regular fans who expect reviews for b-movies and other 'R' rated cinema from us, Anubis is heading back to the usual groove next week. He's still sticking with the "52 Project", but he said he'll also be working in some more "new release" b-flicks so the readers who depend on The Tomb to tell them what to rent on the weekends will get the support they need too.

Anubis comes back for Round 2 of his 2008 Summer Blockbuster Jamboree, this time taking in the summer's first pair of sequels: The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The Death God wanted to get these two finished up so he'd be ready for what he's hoping to be the highlight of his viewing season, tomorrow's release of The Incredible Hulk. Look for that review and more from Anubis either tomorrow night or Saturday.

The rumors of our deaths have been greatly exaggerated. To prove it, Anubis's brain has been heavily breeding the last 7 days to bring together a series of reviews for the 2008 blockbuster season's "so far so good" hits! The first two are up now, so go check out his compressed thoughts on Iron Man and Speed Racer! That's not all Summer means though, as the amidst the sticky heat and less clothed women, Summer is also the launch pad for all the crappy TV shows that weren't worthy of the Fall or even the Winter seasons! As such, Anubis also put together a review for "The Sacrifice", the pilot episode of Mick Garis's new (and unfortunately titled) attempt at a network TV version of "Masters of Horror" called "Fear Itself".

Today Anubis brings his "52 Project" for the week with the 1977 spaghetti western hatchet throwing funfest known as A Man Called Blade! Ragnarok also rings in with his Shortie review for the Stacy Keach TV movie letdown known as All the Kind Strangers!

Also, our first two winners of the Tomb of Anubis door prize DVD giveaway drawing have acknowledged their win and supplied us with their shipping info, so we'll be announcing the next drawing within the coming days! While you wait though, if you haven't already done so, then get an early start on getting your entry in for the next drawing by checking out this link and taking two minutes of your time to get your shot at some FREE DVDs!

Our first update of June. Already the damn year is half-way over. Times keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'... into the future. Do do do do. Anyway, we had our first winners for the Tomb of Anubis DVD Door Prize Giveaway! They've both been contacted and once we've heard from them we will announce their names and post this month's contest. The Tomb of Anubis: Bribing Our Readers! Anyway, down to brass tacks (or is it "brass tax"?), Ragnarok starts off the month with his review for what many would call Roger Corman's greatest achievement to date (which may or may not be saying much depending on who you ask) - X: The Man with the X-Ray Eyes!

Also, though not contributing a review today, Anubis dropped off his late/latest fully downloadable bad movie comic book: issue #1 for the 3-issue limited series based on the H.G. Lewis splatter classic 2000 Maniacs!

After jumping ahead a few years in his "52 Project" to review Pumaman, Anubis hijacks the Wayback to do the 1976 religious murder cult freakshow mystery God Told Me To. After next week he'll finally be caught up, then he can get to work on trying to watch all of this year's summer blockbusters... yeah, that'll happen.

Oh yeah, and there're only two days left to get off your ass and fill out an application at this link to get yourself entered into a drawing for a free copy of Mystery Science Theater 3000: the Movie or Terror of MechaGodzilla on DVD! A free DVD for two minutes of light typing? Don't be a bitch, just fill it out...

First we have a review from Ragnarok, who remembers the Pleasence with the well done British '70s proto-C.H.U.D. flick, Raw Meat. Next, Fistula remembers Dr. Loomis with an often overlooked piece of genius the man did for Rod Serling's legendary Twilight Zone series in the episode, The Changing of the Guard. Finally, Anubis gives his surprising eulogy to the man who would be Kobras in an Italian classic for "Mystery Science Theater 3000" fans: The Pumaman.

Hope you enjoyed your Memorial Day everybody!... Now get to bed because your asses are back to work/school tomorrow!

In a little Saturday update for everybody, Anubis brings out another "52 Project" review this week. This time it's Paul Naschy fighting evil Tibetan bandits and the big black uncle of Cha-Ka from "Land of the Lost" in the Spanish production of The Werewolf and the Yeti!

Make sure you come back on Monday too when the Tomb presents its 2008 Memorial Day Bad Movie Memorial Service! Who will it be? Just wait and see...

Anubis continues the "52 Project" with a '70s "rape & revenge" flick that doesn't seem to know if it's trying to be a serious movie about strong women fighting back against domestic violence and chauvinism or a cheap exploitation flick. Either way, the title sure stands out. Here's Rape Squad!

Anubis also revisits 1995 with a Shortie for the pilot episode of the oft forgotten and short-lived "Earthworm Jim" animated series, Sidekicked. "Guh-roovy!"

Memorial Day is still a week away, in which we'll be memorializing another b-movie legend (as we did last year with Bruno Mattei), but Ragnarok gets a jump on the proceedings with his review for what's likely to be the only Memorial Day themed movie in b-movie history: Memorial Valley Massacre!

There's less than two weeks left to sign up for the chance to pick up some free DVDs too, so get your butt over to this link and just fill out the form for your chance to be one DVD cooler!

Anubis praises the spiritual successor to H.G. Lewis... no pun intended even though the guy who made the movie's been dead for 30 years... Anyway, go dip your bread in the meaty spaghetti sauce that is Doctor Gore!

Oh yeah, and as a reminder; if you want A FREE DVD, just check out Monday's update two updates down below...

Anubis stops in for his latest "52" project installment as he fights the monstrous creations of a would-be immortal bitch alongside Mexico's greatest historical figure when it's Santo Vs. Frankenstein's Daughter!

Oh yeah, and as a reminder; if you want A FREE DVD, just check out Monday's update right down below...

Hey there my little sweet potatoes fries! No review updates for you tonight because we wanted to use this space to notify everybody of the opportunity for FREE DVDs! Yeah, I know, Anubis has tried giving away free DVDs to readers before and those backfired in his face thanks to some a-hole promotional distributors that we've since cut all ties with. Well, now we're doing things right and not offering anything until we've got it in our hands! Anyway, to help promote our upcoming "Profiles" section (to help our readers get to know each other), we want to give away FREE DVDs to two lucky Tomb readers! What are we giving away? We've got brand new copies of the recently released Mystery Science Theater 3000: the Movie and Terror of MechaGodzilla DVDs! Two winners will be randomly chosen, the first of which will be given a choice of which DVD they'd like, with the other DVD going to the runner-up. Wanna win some of this snappy free shit? It's easy, just get your ass over to the application site to sign up for our new "Profiles" section and you're automatically entered. It's that simple. We're not selling your info, we're not spamming your e-mail, we're just trying to bring our readers together and give out some free swag! If we get off to a decent start, members will be automatically entered into subsequent door prize drawings later for other free DVDs and b-movie merch. Want us to do something like this every month? Tell your friends! The more people who sign up, the more likely it is we'll make this a monthly thing!

And here I thought that my internet troubles had been taken care of... Anyway, today's much delayed reviews are as follows:

Fistula's Lame Duck reviews come to a head with an elusive little no-budget buddy horror(ish) road trip(ish) movie known as Redneck County Fever and a plotless Miles "Ator!" O'Keefe cold war Commie "blow 'em up" called Phantom Raiders!

Ragnarok also returns from his temporary hiatus with a doozy of a review for the always deplorable, always baffling, always Christopher Lee-ian "sequel that makes no sense"; Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf!

As for Anubis, he brings the pain with his "52 Project" review for the homoerotic '70s lupine biker "opus" Werewolves On Wheels, then follows that up with a bonus review for the pilot episode of the short-lived oddball 1985 sci-fi action TV show Street Hawk. Guest starring Christopher Lloyd as the villain!

Oh yeah, and if you want to find our how to get your hands on a FREE copy of either Terror of MechaGodzilla or Mystery Science Theater 3000: the Movie on DVD, get your ass back here next and find out how! The great and powerful Oz has spoken!

Sorry about the delay in updates folks, there's been an internet service fuck up on my end and I haven't been able to post stuff. As such, not that things have just been turned back on, expect the rest of the week to be awash with the sticky goodness of new reviews! For now though, enjoy the review of Teeth that Anubis has been trying to bring you since Monday...

The "52" project marches on tonight as Anubis steps into the '70s with a review for the Italian morality horror tale Queens of Evil!

So long April Showers, hello Mayflower... and all the zombie plague infected Pilgrims you carry inside for you. Fistula's "Lame Ducks" reviews of the H.G. Lewis "Blood Trilogy" wrap up tonight with the not-so-classic rip-off of Roger Corman's A Bucket of Blood: Color Me Blood Red!

Anubis opted to take a little rest stop from the "52" stuff today and phoned in a Shortie. With Iron Man coming out tomorrow, why not review the first episode of the newest animated series to star Marvel Comic's real cash cow? So, here's his review for the premiere episode of "The Spectacular Spider-Man" - Survival of the Fittest!

The hits just keep comin'atcha this week kids, as Fistula's triumphant return to the reviewing abattoir that is the Tomb continues with his "Lame Duck Week" review for another piece of the H.G. Lewis "Blood Trilogy", the infamously classic Two-Thousand Maniacs!

Anubis also gets his train of unrelenting pain back on the tracks today with his "52 Project" review for the bizarre British sci-fi sex comedy known as Zeta One! Being the end of the month, Anubis also inducted a new comic book into the Tomb library, so please help yourself to our "free to download" copy of "Children of the Puppet Master #2" and give your ass a little booster shot of "culture"!

Hey kids, if you could have anything for Christmas 8 months early, what would it be? No, fuck a PlayStation3 with Grand Theft Auto IV. What you really want is the return of Fistula! Yaaaaaaaaaay! What the fuck do you mean, "No"? Ah, what do you know you little shits, you can't even buy cigarettes or porn. Nobody cares what you think with your text messaging and your Spring Break... Anyway, the Mighty Fist is back and he's ready to throw his keyboard at some deserving heads. What has brought the prodigal vaginal fissure back into the fold? Find out in his return review for the sacrilicious gore whoring H.G. Lewis classic, Blood Feast!

The "52 Project" catch up continues with tonight's review from Anubis for the schlock-tacular '60s crap sci-fi horror flick The Astro-Zombies! Another week or two of this and Anubis might actually catch up to himself!

Back to playing catch up (or ketchup if you prefer) on his "52 Project" Anubis brings forward the first of three back-to-back-to-back reviews this week. First up is the 1967 British sci-fi shlocker The Terrornauts! A movie that really needs to be seen to be believed... or at least the second half of it anyway.

Hey Hey Hey, it's Earth Day! Go out and plant a tree! Pick up some trash off the side of the road! Find that guy in your office who always throws his soda cans in the trash instead of the recycling bin and kick him as hard as you can in the baby bag! And when you're done giving a hoot and doing your part to relieve some of Mother Nature's workload, sit down and read Ragnarok's biodegradable review for Prophecy, part of the Tomb's "Reduce Reuse Recy-KILL" roundtable!

Hey kids, just wanted to let everybody know that we haven't forgotten you! Everybody's either really busy or out-of-town right now, so try not to let the separation anxiety eat your soul up too much. A few words of wisdom to some of our readers though: to the shitheads who spam us via the review feedback forms, your crap is all going to the same guy and he's got at least a high school education, so he's not retarded enough to click your stupid little douche bag links. It takes him all of 2 seconds to spot the spam and delete it, so you're wasting more of your own time than you are his. As for the handful of negative feedback we've gotten as of late, keep it coming! We're actually getting a laugh out of some of this stuff! Take is sleazy boys and girls, and look for some new material coming your way next week.

Anubis comes back with onto the "52 Project" with some more Japanese superhero fun! You'd think he'd have learned his lesson with Evil Brain From Outer Space, but here he is just a few weeks later with a review for The Golden Bat.

Nobody asked for it, but we're giving it to you anyway: Anubis takes a short detour from his regularly scheduled program to bring you a very special review of Troma's latest unholy creation. That's right, from the bowels of bad taste comes Poultrygeist!

Shadow over at Shadow's B-Movie Graveyard has cobbled together a roundtable "honoring" the creations of Full Moon founder and general bad movie icon Charles Band. As such, Anubis has decided to throw together a double-feature for the event, since Band's brand of no-budget cinema helped him survive high school and can be partially blamed for the birth of H.O.P.E.L.E.S.S. Today he has Part Two of that two-headed beast, Band's first killer kaiju flick, Zarkorr! The Invader. He also put together this month's downloadable comic book, and in honor of the event it's the first issue of "Children of the Puppet Master".

Not one to be left behind, Ragnarok put forth a review today too, this one for a flick that some would consider a classic piece of '80s b-horror, but that Ragnarok feels was more or less just another bad attempt at a shitty zombie movie, The Dead Pit.

Finally, though he wishes this was an April Fools joke, Anubis is going to be away from civilization for the rest of the week and as such won't be able to send in any updates. Long week in the Underworld I guess. Either way, he promises he'll be working while gone and will come in next week with a handful of new material, including a review for Lloyd Kaufman's latest: Poultrygeist!

Shadow over at Shadow's B-Movie Graveyard has cobbled together a roundtable "honoring" the creations of Full Moon founder and general bad movie icon Charles Band. As such, Anubis has decided to throw together a double-feature for the event, since Band's brand of no-budget cinema helped him survive high school and can be partially blamed for the birth of H.O.P.E.L.E.S.S. Tonight he has Part One of that two-headed beast, the giant fish story called Kraa! The Sea Monster.

Anubis further sacrifices his health, sanity, and love life to bring you his continued catching-up of the "52 Project" when he reviews Richard Kiel and a small army of robot doppelgangers in today's feature: Jaws of the Alien!

Ragnarok and Anubis came in to work today on their own seperate missions. Ragnarok put together his first reviews to include SCREEN SHOTS(!!!) with the John Carpenter created horror directors all-star anthology jamboree Body Bags! For Anubis's piece of the work pie today, he did up a review for the Kevin Smith directed pilot episode of Reaper!

For all you readers out there who just kinda blow it off whenever we review animated movies here, well, you might wanna just leave now and come back on Monday... For the rest of you, we've got a special four-color double-feature today! Anubis and Ragnarok take on two halves of the same whole when the God of Death reviews Ultimate Avengers and the Emissary of the Apocalypse reviews Ultimate Avengers 2! Perhaps it's the upcoming Iron Man movie or the newly released trailer for The Incredible Hulk, but either way both incarnations of cosmic power were inspired to give Marvel Comics the spotlight tonight.

Anubis continues to play Catch-Up this week, as he returns with another belated "52 Project" review, this one for the Japanese superhero mess called Evil Brain From Outer Space! See the husky hero Starman pit his spandex against the evil powers of an alien brain that lives inside of a briefcase! As a bonus, Anubis also put out a Shorty review for the latest Stephen King adaptation, the "monster movie that isn't a monster movie" documentary of the human mind known as The Mist.

Wow, March just ain't been working out so well for your crew from the Tomb! Well, that comes to an end today. It's St. Patrick's Day! Before they went out to imbibe in some Emerald pleasantries, Anubis and Ragnarok reported in with some new review goodness for the fans. Ragnarok took in a post-apocalyptic viewing of Neil Marshall's new mish-mash mayhem movie Doomsday! Does the director of Dog Soldiers and The Descent strike gold for the third time in a row, or is the third time far from a charm? From our serpentine God of Destruction to our canine God of Death, Anubis gets back on the review train for a trip to Francis Ford Coppola town when the "52 Project" Express hits up Dementia 13 for some ax swinging murder and mystery (though not a whole lot of either to be fair) in what may or may not be the legendary director's debut!

Hmmmmm, a very quiet first week-and-a-half from the writers for the month of March. Everybody's takin' a little break, but Nix found some time to review the third in his series of homemade indie short films as a man and his Christmas tree find themselves in a domestic dispute situation in Seasons' Eating's! Anubis also takes a break from his holiday to bring by a Shortie review for Frank Sylvester Stallone's latest violence opus, Rambo! Scrod bless us, everyone.

Hey, it's Leap Day! The perfect day to review movies about frogs and grasshoppers and rabbits and whatever else is known for their prominent leaping abilities! What else is know for leaping? Jumping beans. And where do jumping beans come from? Mexico. What else comes from Mexico? Twisted fairy tales and movies about guys throwing sea turtles at each other. As such, in celebration of Leap Day, Ragnarok reviews the south-of-the-border Edgar Allen Poe crapdaptation Dr. Tarr's Torture Dungeon and Anubis's "52" project frolicks with Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters! Buenos Dia del Leapo amigos!

Today Anubis rang up a Shortie review for the recently released to DVD "new spin on vampires" flicks called 30 Days of Night. It stars Josh Hartnett, so it can't possibly be any good, right? Well, maybe...

Today's shiny new review of eternal doom comes from Ragnarok, as the serpentine herald of the Gods' twilight snacks on the Ed Wood penned killer vagina vegetable monster flick, The Revenge of Dr. X!

Anubis wanted to get in his "52" review this week, but decided that he was still recovering from the beating given to him by Wiseguys Vs. Zombies. So, he'll just double up on work next week, but today instead did some minor tweaking to some of the reviews, fixed a broken link here and there, and imported a few more of the older reviews into the newer format. He also came in with some more polls for our readers to help voice their opinions on the site's direction, and gift-wrapped some downloadable literature for you kids in the comics section of our Bonus Features page. What's today's four-color funny? It starts with "Rep", ends with "cus", and has "tili" in the center. Give up? So have I...

Rob of The KO Picture Show, in conjunction with Andrew of BadMovies.org, has put together a roundtable celebrating the classic contraction that is "Vs.". Our entry into these rope-a-dope festivities? Anubis plowed through a scathing last-minute review for the "fresh from the bottom of the shit heap" abortion known as Wiseguys Vs. Zombies! Hillbillies trying to be Italian mobsters fighting rednecks trying to be budget zombies. It's all uphill from here...

Sorry for the non-update yesterday folks, personal matters to attend to. If things hadn't come up, here's what you would've read yesterday (but are instead reading today): Ragnarok's review for Counter Destroyer! Anubis's review for Freaky Farley! And the return of our beloved NutJob to the fray, along with her review for the 1999 Hollywood action movie The Mummy!

A little late for the Friday update, but Ragnarok and Anubis dropped off a pair of reviews today. The incarnation of Asgardian Apocalypse brought forth his thoughts on the Tobe Hooper fungus zombie flick Mortuary, while the Egyptian God of Death brings in the worst kung-fu movie in history for his "52 Weeks" project, Karate, the Hand of Death!

Happy V-D all you sappy motherfuckers out there! In celebration of the "holiday", Anubis wanted to do a movie all about love: the love of a man for his wife, of a mother for her children, of a viewer for bladder rattling violence between a naked bodybuilder and an Elephantiasis ravaged retard! As such, check out his review for Beowulf.

Ragnarok cuts to the chase with the Republican cock slurping of last year's latest attempt to make new money by using the same old cookie cutter: Daniel Craig and Nicole Kidman's The Invasion.

We got a double feature spanning old school no-budget and new school big-budget today for ya kiddies! First, Nix catches up with the mysterious statue decapitating monster of Cloverfield! Then, Ragnarok fights out of every man's worst nightmare only to don his tights and cape to do battle with a masked Adonis in the torturous Bloody Pit of Horror! Two for the price of none folks. Cuz freedom ain't nothin' if it ain't free...

Anubis rings up his "52" project title for the week, with the 1960 deserted island mutant monster mash that "MST3K" will recognize as Horrors of Spider Island! So bad it's, well, just bad...

Still coming down off the high he got from the Giants' Super Bowl victory, Anubis finally called in to work today to produce a Shortie review for the premiere episode of the ill-fated Sci-Fi Original Series spinning off of the Tremors franchise, entitled Feeding Frenzy! If you've never seen the show, read on and find out why it didn't last an entire season...

In celebration of the Giants' Super Bowl victory (or rather the Patriots' historic Super Bowl defeat), Fistula bypasses the traditional Gatorade bath in favor of downing A Bucket of Blood! What does Roger Corman have to do with East Coast football? Just read the review already...

Anubis shows up today with the first of that "extensive new content" he promised us this week. His reviews for today are a trio of TV shows, all of them premieres of their respected series. First is the "Jack of All Trades" episode Return of the Dragoon, followed by the animated '80s "The Incredible Hulk" episode Tomb of the Unknown Hulk, topped off with the Japanese horror sitcom "The Great Horror Family" episode, The Horror! The Cursed Imawano Family!. Think of this as Anubis's way of trying to survive the onslaught of reality television in the wake of the writers' strike...

Ragnarok signed in today with a review for the abominable hippie cowboy excuse for an exploitation movie known as Curse of the Headless Horseman! Feel his joy...

Your humble narrator here again kids. Anubis apologizes for his delay in getting this week's "52" project review up, but he finally finished it today. As such, everybody give a round of applause up for the 1958 atomic brain monster film, The Brain From Planet Arous!... oh wait, that was last week's atomic brain monster film. This week it's Fiend Without a Face!

So I was cleaning out some of the Tomb's old closet space, when I dusted off a review that Ragnarok had done back in 2004 as a guest! I recoded it, grabbed some cover art for it, and now it lives again as our own wyrm of the Apocalypse heads to the Island of Death for a vacation full of murder and mutilation in lovely Greece!

Hey everybody, Nix is back! Nix is back! Following up the astonishing return last week of everyone's favorite fisting fiend Fistula, our resident flea-bitten fanged-one shows up at the Tomb's doorstep with a brand new review for Saw IV clenched in his jaws! Careful, I haven't tested the drool residue on that review for rabies...

Ragnarok rings in on the Original Sins roundtable, reviewing the surprisingly not-as-bad-as-you'd-expect Sci-Fi Original movie Komodo Vs. Cobra! Because you know the only thing better than a movie about a giant man-eating reptile is a movie about TWO giant man-eating reptiles... that fight each other!

Holy shit, we're up early today! Why would we update 20 or so hours earlier than usual? Well, truth be told, we've got two announcements that we've been giddy like schoolgirls to set into motion! Yeah, you heard me, giddy like schoolgirls. Anyway, the first announcement is that The Tomb's "Bonus Materials" section finally lives! This is going to be the landing pad for any and all of the stuff that doesn't quite fit in with the rest of the site. Instead of telling you about what we've got for you, why not save the surprise and check out the Bonus Materials page for yourself? Okay, I'll give you a hint: you can download free shit and it marks the return of wayward son Fistula to the fold. Excited yet? You sure as shit should be!

The other big deal we wanted to get going ASAP is the Tomb's first inter-promotional roundtable! Well, it's not the first we've participated in, but it is indeed the first we've hosted... well, the first in like 5 years. Anyway, it's a little thing we like to call Original Sins, so check it out! Oh yeah, almost forgot, be sure to check out Anubis's contribution to the roundtable, the horrendous Ice Spiders! Enjoy!

Anubis fires off Round 2 of his "52" project, this time bringing you infamous 1957 sci-fi monster movie The Giant Claw The Brain From Planet Arous!

Ragnarok braves the foul taint of Uwe Boll in his review for the man-thing's latest pile of cinematic video game adaptation diarrhea: the (b-)star studded action fantasy knock-off, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale!

Anubis brings his own beer today with another pair of Shortie reviews: the very first episode of the long dead syndicated horror anthology series known as "Monsters", entitled The Feverman and an almost appropriate follow-up to yesterday baby heist Shoot 'Em Up, with Jackie Chan's own rugrat run around flick, Robin-B-Hood!

Anubis chimes in today with two Shortie reviews: the James Caan bloodsport classic Rollerball and the recently new to DVD Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti run & gun action parody Shoot 'Em Up.

Ragnarok kicks off his 2008 right with a look at the lackluster 1970s Sasquatchsploitation craze brought on by such cult favorites as The Legend of Boggy Creek when he goes Bigfoot huntin' in the wilds of Louisiana to track down the "legendary" Creature From Black Lake!

That's right kids, it's finally time to kick off 2008 here at the Tomb! Just so you know, the last week wasn't us being lazy or anything, we were taking a "sick day"... to sleep off our 2007 hangovers. Anyway, I'm fighting through a NyQuil haze to bring you this update, so let's get it over with before the pink elephants humping my leg get too close to any major body cavities...

As promised, Anubis is starting off the year with a sizable announcement: every week of 2008 will feature another in a series of reviews as the God-turned-Man counts up from 1956 to 2008 in his "52 Years, 52 Weeks, 52 Killer, Monsters, & Freaks" countdown... err, countup(?!) to 2009! For starters, he picked out a very special movie for everybody's viewing pleasure, the 1956 radioactive pudding monster Hammer flick, X the Unknown!

No updates today kids, as everybody's preparing for the coming of the new year... hopefully with their mouths opened and their eyes closed, because I've seen what happens when someone gets a protein squirt in the eye and it's not pretty... Uhm, anyway, 2007 was a great year for the site! We welcomed aboard a number of new talent, everybody put forth some great efforts, we participated in a number of roundtable efforts with some really great fellow sites in the b-movie community, and we managed to avoid lapsing into a 6 month site coma! Wahoo! I'd like to say thanks to everybody for all their hard work, thanks to our readers for sticking with us through another year, welcome aboard to everyone who discovered us over the last 365 days, and a big thanks for anyone who was cool enough to point others in our direction. Because the best thing our readers can give us (beyond kudos and the occasional hate email) is some free promotion!

What does 2008 have in store? How the fuck should I know?! Those big gorgeous globes between my legs ain't made of crystal! You can definitely expect more roundtable efforts (we're hosting one coming up in the next few weeks, acually!) and Anubis has something in store that he plans on revealing with the first update of the new year, but beyond that we're gonna continue flying by the seat of our pants and pulling everything out of our asses as we're know to do! Rock on ladles and Germans, and a Happy Fucking New Year to everybody!

Ragnarok reins in a duo of reviews today, starting with a review for the "badly done but they had fun making it" Canadian mutant monster flick Kill Them and Eat Them! He then follows that up with a Shortie for the tragically un-involving boredom that it a mutant rat-man scientist in Panic.

Oye, now that my holiday hangover has passed, let's get back to work! Ragnarok lowers the guillotine on the latest sci-fi horror abortion from Fox in his angry review for Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem. Anubis also sinks his teeth into a new release with an epilogue to his "I Am The Last Omega Legendary Blah Blah Blah" week as he reviews I Am Legend.

Speaking of Anubis, he also had just enough motivation today to put together three old reviews for the Archives, so check out his past play-by-plays on Batman Begins, Battlefield Earth, and Blade.

Gory Cthulhumas lords and ladies! May the Elder Gods shine their fire and terror on you and yours this year! For those not embraced in the carnage of the Great Destroyers, Anubis has a couple of consolation prizes for you! First, he's re-formated the classic Mexican holiday acid trip Santa Claus for everybody's enjoyment! He also drops some cheer into your stockings this year with a new review for the future holiday classic-to-be, Black Santa's Revenge, starring Ken Foree, who is mighty in his seasons' greetings and beatings! Now go forth and feast on the bounty before you and keep your tentacles crossed that Father Cthulhu brings you the sweet release you've always wanted at this time next year!

Yeah, that's right, we took a week off from work! Who are you, our boss? Exactly. Anyway, just so you don't think last week was spent lazying around and doing nothing, Anubis has a few new reviews for you. First, he covers an independent comic book short film with the Troma-tized Cracked Out Super Heroes, then he follows it up with a kaiju simulation as he breaks barriers and does a video game review for Godzilla: Unleashed on the Nintendo Wii! Now, fuck your last minute shopping and instead go forth and taste the mediocrity!

Oh yeah, Anubis is under the weather, but he says he'll be back tomorrow to wrap up "I Am The Last Legendary Omega Man On Earth" Week, so he invites everyone to come back tomorrow night.

Oh yeah, our Links section is finally up and running again too! So, if you're curious about what bad movie sites we ourselves go to, or if you've just got a site of your own to push, head over and check it out!

Ragnarok gives you something to make up for the fact that it's Monday tonight, when he brings forth his decidedly unhappy review for the half-assed, lazy, falsely labeled "disturbing" and "intense" Vegas slasher flick Murder Set Pieces!

Anubis will be putting down new reviews for each of the next three days as well, in anticipation of Friday's I Am Legend. Don't mistake this as support of the movie, it's just an excuse for Anubis to review three related movies while he's still got the free time. Meh.

Had to finish up that "Tent of Terror" review I mentioned on Monday, so "Broke-Ass Budget Disc Friday" will have to go postponed yet again. As such, Anubis brings you his belated review for the tragic waste of film and time known as Carnival of Blood! Ragnarok also brings something new to the table this week with his review for the secret killer mutant sci-fi horror movie Syngenor!

Still busy with cobbling the site back together, so we just kinda phoned it in today. Got a healthy dose of Archive reviews for you kids to nibble on in the meantime though, so have at them!

Finishing off Ragnarok's old reviews from the original Brotherhood of Bad Movies site, here are the last of the man's Archive reviews: Biohazard, The Blade Master, Brain Dead and Buried Alive! We dug up a few from Anubis's past works too, thus bringing you these not-so-classic criticisms: American Psycho, The Amityville Horror, and Amityville Dollhouse!

If you've never read them, they're new to you!... I think I die a little inside every time I repeat that line...

And so begin the season's beatings as The Tomb shakes hands with the final month of 2007. Cthulhumas, Cthulhunakkah and Cthulhuanza are right around the corner and we here of course wish you all a violent and bloodsoaked holiday! May all your sacrifices be virginal and your Elder God of choice be vengeful!

One new review today as we continue working out our transfer of reviews from our old service to the new. Anubis takes a trip through the looking glass for a little high school horror and Heathers style social conflict in Mirror, Mirror! For those interested, I fixed the screen shot issues with the Slave of the Cannibal God review, so if you'd like to check that out in all it's hilarious glory, give your eyeballs a treat. Also, for everybody directed here via the "Tent of Terror" roundtable, the review for Carnival of Blood will be up by the end of the week, so check back in later!

A pair of overdue reviews for all our friends to enjoy today. These should have gone up on Monday but, well, if you haven't been keeping track then you can just scan down over the last couple entries to figure out what happened. Anyway, on with the show:

Ragnarok returns from his honeymoon (normally I'd say why buy the goat when you get the sex for free, but congrats anyway big man!) to bring us a little vampire crime mystery from the Philippines in Blood Thirst! Beware the turd-faced man! Meanwhile, NutJob makes her return to the Tomb with a review for her friends' horror short gross-out comedy Happy Effing Halloween! The entire short is available to view at the end of the review, so go have a watch!

As you can tell, we're doing a little remodeling to the place. I was hoping to do something like this sooner or later in 2008, but certain circumstances have forced my hand to move the work ahead. This includes converting all of the 450+ reviews on site to fit the slightly new format. In order to keep from losing the interest of our current crop of readers, we'll still be slipping in new material during the conversion. Keep in mind that this will no doubt hinder the progress, but hopefully not immensely. It may be a few weeks before we make the review index available again, so in that time, please navigate all new material via your "Back" button or by clicking the link at the top of the page for "Home" to head back to the front page. I know this is going to seem like a hassle to everybody, but in lieu of shutting the whole thing down for a month and doing it all at once, I figure everybody else can appreciate what we're doing instead. Thanks for understanding boys and girls... and if you're bored and want to help spread the love for the site, why not click that little "Digg It" icon to the right of your screen and show us you care? Groovy. Thanks in advance.

The "You Are Who You Eat" Week finale!

Anubis heads into the jungles yet again this week, now joined by Stacy Keach and Ursula Andress as they hunt down a missing buddy in the cannibal infested overgrowth of Slave of the Cannibal God, before bringing out the leftovers one final time this week with an Archive review for the 1999 semi-classic Ravenous to put on his sweet potato pie!

Enjoy National Consumption Day everybody! Gorge yourselves until the buttons fly free from your pants and you're left with stretch marks after your next bowel movement. I'm already there...

"You Are Who You Eat" Week continues!

Anubis pulls a steaming pile of candied fetus out of the oven with Joe D'Amato's disappointly un-shocking video nasty The Grim Reaper, then pours everybody a nice cold one when he grabs an Archive review for The Silence of the Lambs out of the freezer!

Tomorrow will more than likely be the end of our little party (unless I can dig up some internet service out in the wilds of upstate New York), so check back in tomorrow (or just wait till Thursday to make it all the more special) for more Sapien flavored goodness! Mmmmm Mmmmmmm!

Ragnarok starts off the festivities with the salad portion of our meal, as he digs into Roger Corman's 1960 horror-comedy classic, The Little Shop of Horrors! Meanwhile, Anubis digs up a stale side dish with the recently deceased (and pungent) Welcome To the Jungle and regurgitates a piece of meals past with an archive ressurection of his old review for a personal cannibalism favorite, the '80s dark-comedy Motel Hell!

Be sure to check back in with us tomorrow and Wednesday too, because the festivities continue when we bring you more tasty morsels to send through your bad movie entrails! Feel that pain down below? That's not a kidney stone my friends, it's the Tomb of Anubis.