For some of us, September's nothing more than the transition month from Summer to Fall. For others, it signals the end of a three month vacation and a return to the halls (and Hells) of academia. For those of us still furthering their education, we bring you a roundtable dedicated to movies about higher learning. And an 'A+' to Shadow from the B-Movie Graveyard for the title!

WEBSITE	MOVIE	REVIEW EXCERPT
Badmovies.org	Student Bodies	"Lastly, previous viewers of "Student Bodies" remember horse head bookends. This is largely due to Mr. Dimpkin's crusade to make a horse head bookend for every household in America. Mr. Dimpkin has what anyone (except himself) would consider an unhealthy fixation with horse head bookends."
The B-Movie Film Vault	Horror High	COMING SOON
DarkSider's Realm	Night Fright	"Later that night at Judy’s dorm, Chris arrives to pick her up. She is visibly shaken because of the body discovery. Chris suggests food is the best thing to calm her down because he’s an idiot."
The Monster Shack	The Class of Nuke 'Em High	"Welcome back to school! A Troma pictures release, which you shouldn't take too seriously. If you do, then this movie WILL hurt you. Just have a beer and whatever else you need to survive and give it a whirl. If you don't like Troma pics, then definitely avoid this one."
Side Order of Ninjas	High School Confidential	"Russ Tamblyn is the wild teen who actually is an undercover cop in high school. Did the Fox TV station plagarize this movie for "21 Jump Street"?"
The Tomb of Anubis	Fraternity Demon	"His words and wooden cross are no match however for Isha's... ATHEISM!... which makes no sense, because she works for SATAN and even comments that she'll be taking Ericson's SOUL back to HELL with her... despite being an Atheist..."
WTF-Film	These Are the Damned	"THESE ARE THE DAMNED is a near-perfect allegory for the seeming insanity behind the ideas that led to the Cold War - that nuclear war was possible, probable, potentially winnable, and hopefully survivable."